Haha!I’m faa-moooos

ack!ackack meow! hello! *whistle!* ..about memememeemeeee!:
Kiwi sits atop my head
and whistles when I stay in bed
too long

I try to go right back to sleep
but all I hear is “peep peep peep”
that’s wrong

If I don’t get right up, right then
he taps me on the head again
He raps and taps and yaps and flaps
that cheeky beaky feathered-butt
King Kong

- #1 fan- the mom

Kiwi!!!! Turn that light OFF!!!!!

“Brrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrr!acccckacccka woooooo!mmmm

Kiwibaby! I’m good!”

    
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my OOOhhn poem by Meeee!

author: me

written by: Kiwi Baby, aka: me

Introduction to first stanza, read by: Mee

Title ummm..:

“Mee”

by KiwiBaby (really, just mee)

Seeds and bacon nuts and fruit

I can eat them til I toot

Did you know that birds don’t pee?

I poop most efficiently.

I can fly and hop and sing

“HaHa! Baby!” That’s my thing

I like bowls the best of all

on the counter- make ‘em fall!

Dr. Sueuss- my favorite book

Yes! the big bite that I took!

pages here and pages there

pages almost everywhere!

Don’t think I’m a silly goose-

here’s my ode to Dr. Sueuss:

Size of bowls both big and small

doesn’t matter- love them all

slide them over and slide them off

slide them everywhere- errrr *cough*

ok….

bowls the chewy plastic ones

bowls that flip like sons of guns

bowls that toss up in the air

bowls that land on me and scare

bowls that skitter ‘cross the floor

bowls that smack upside the door

bowls that seesaw when I sit

and wiggle on the edge of it

bowls that find me under them…

*oh, aacccckkk! help!* I’m stuck again!

Get me Outta here, I said!

This bowl landed on my head!

grrrrrrrrr.

This bowl’s MINE so get away!

I can play with bowls all day.
errrr….acckaAcckkkkack ack! HelllOOoo?

Where did everyone go?